the Mass Effect:

"excessive consumption of baked goods and poor exercise habits result in an unwanted increase in body mass"

In the future,

pants will not get you as far as you might think.

the charms of this asoria cannot be resisted

(so don't even try)

The original space marine

Pay your respects to the Spirits.

Unique Encounterswald

Not looking too spiffy today.

In the grim darkness of the future, there is only dry erase.

If I knew that this was how it would end, I would have said "no."

Welcome to the 21st Centurion

a master of all weapons, conventional and otherwise

99% of space warfare is boredom.

Will Spacewald ever find a place to eat his tacos?

Kocksure.

Ship-to-ship battles in real time.

Don't go to space unprepared. Safety not guaranteed.

We're all doomed.

"I'm Kommander Shepard, and I disapprove of this white board."

A great way to fill up dead space.

What's a Russian GUNSHIP doing here?

Everywhere, madness and vanity run rampant.

Pre-order bonus

Increasing in strength from left to right

A pirate's weapon of choice

How does he do it?

Regimeswald runs a tight ship.

Nothing escapes the gaze of Sumo-Boss.

A joke from a foreign land...

Chinese key lager